Hello there mofuggers!!!

Fantastic game of footie today, great Teamwork and a much improved communications within ourselves is the marked evaluation I'd say all of us would agree upon aight? Though you guys could stop shouting 'RELAX!' everytime I get the ball, cos I AM relaxed, my form damn off la, need recovery time, but other than that, I felt that the essence of 'TEAM' was SOLID AS A ROCK! Special mention to the VAPORS which were BLINDINGLY BEAUTIFUL as it tore the field and opposition alike, apart. My eyes still hurt form the glare they reflect, and my skin still hurts from the windburn they give me when they rocket past me in that sexy-pacy fashion.

Kidding la, but they look damn good on you, like they say, if you wanna be the part you gotta look the part, and our number 18 is on his way baby!

Too bad Mr Jiggly Jiggly Jiggly NecroPaedoBIGboobsPurpleAlienCockPhile wasn't there to show how his Tiempos work due to alledged ABRASIONS that seem to be OH SO INSUFFERABLE.

Got see my blisters or not? Bigger than your balls combined la!





Pussy.





Anyway, need you guys to CONFIRM AS SOON AS YOU READ THIS either by sms or leaving a tag on the blog as to whether this coming Friday, 16th Feb, we'll be playing in school.

FAKTOR-X(John, the "creative" one, for those who wonder whom this "special" name refers to) suggested playing on the day of our results. Let's just play aight? Doesn't matter what we get, it's already done, recorded in ink, printed on paper and laminated in plastic. Criminals shall strive!!!

Right, further things to add, we REALLY REALLY REALLY need to start freeing up our weekends from now on as the Government plans to exile more of our members to Isla Tekong, the haunted torture camp off the shores of Singapura. 24th Feb, Saturday morning, 10 am is the time we MUST make ourselves available, the grounds and type of football we'll be playing is yet to be confirmed, but most likely field. We need to start playing together as one before we take on any other team aight? I'm sure the Logic of that is clear-cut, so please, EVERYONE free up your weekend mornings.

If we play against Matthew's church team, it'd be on Sunday afternoons 2.30 to 5. So Don, tell your pastor in advance and Mats, re-arrange your religious classes? We can also opt to play against Don's church team too if we want, so Don you know what to do.

Aight then, so this means a very long respite for all of us, heal up well and take care of any sore ABRASIONS that are affecting you in whatever manner... Heh heh heh... Maybe for a particular Mat a particular pair of Jigglies can help...

So please reply ASAP on Friday's football meeting, if it's result collection then just play aight?

AND DON'T FORGET 24th Feb Saturday!!!

Catch you soon brothers and sister, hmmm, that woman has been pang-seh-ing us for so long already la! Bitch.

Don't murder me please.