Hola!

Man, not playing field soccer for a week just destroys your form!

And the bloody magic 8 ball (Mr. 8) is like damn accurate la!

Shankar is a Friggin Fucktard man, he sent me a message at 3.10 saying he'll be coming soon and told me to play with Shamus first.

Bloody Bakau Ten Mile Junction Pending Teck Whye Balayar Paranair Cunji Ele Black Fuck.

Everytime dae dae dae... DAE YOUR LAN PA LA!

Ahem.

So anyway, we have not even settled anything from the previous post, we gotta do that soon aight? And please leave your upcoming weekend, Saturday 10th Feb, free for the sake of our head shaven criminal mates Don and John who have been detained by the Government. We'll play outside at some field(according to Oli we can choose Batok, JE or we can even try Teck Whye, Don if you're reading this, I need to know whether the Teck Whye field at the CC needs to be booked and paid for) and since there'd be more of us, we can settle the Captain issue too as well as the new jersey hunt.

Yeap, okay then! So the next football session will be on Wednesday, 7th Feb, 10 am at Lakeside as usual.

And 10 am means 10 o'clock in the morning, not 11, not 2 hours later.

And meeting at Lakeside MRT means being physically present at the appointed meeting area, not in a car next to a driving instructor somewhere in Batok thinking about RUTH'S JIGGLY JUGS.

And neither does it mean being on a train at 10.15 at Commonwealth without bringing a ball a friend gave you.

And nor does it mean telling us to go to the court first and coming 10 years later with an unusual and rabid craving for Doughnuts.

So 10 am, comprehende?

MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.. heh.

Other than that, I have a feeling the Thai players will rape the Singapore team's asses when they play in BangCock, whoops, I meant Bangkok. I hope they do, especially Lionel Lewis the neantherthal brain and Alam Shah the Boy's Home dropout.

See ya all!